FAQ: wut dafuq

Funeral Rehearsal TL;DR: I didn’t think i’d live to be 35 but i probably will, so let’s do the celebration of life thing while I’m around to enjoy it!

Are you dead?: No! Not even on the inside [today].

Are you dying? Yes but only in the ways we all are: slowly and inevitably every day.

What is the plan? I’m asking everyone to deliver me their “eulogy” under the pretense of it being a roast. Say something nice, say something mean, say whatever you’d like as long as you really mean it: I likely won’t be around to hear your thoughts during my actual funeral so speak now or forever hold your peace!

Isn’t this morbid? Definitely! But we’ll all have to come to terms with it someday: I chose yesterday