SupPORT OUR BIRTHDAY FUND

is 35 to old for birthday Gifts??

Some people think you should stop asking for things after a certain age and I disagree: I may not ask y’all for Hotwheels or an EZ-Bake oven anymore, but there’s plenty of acceptable gifts you can give on a birthday! While the main gift this year is the eulogies, here’s 3 gifts I’ll shameless ask for on every occasion:

Birthday Wishes

you’d be surprised how much of a gift it is simply to be remembered on your birthday sometimes!

SENTIMENTAL GIFts

things that mean things instead of things that just are things really do things for me

LEWDS AND NUDES

booty jiggle videos cheer everybody up!

🎂click here to privately show off your Birthday Suit 🎂
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